Short Shorts
Short pieces of mine published by various magazines:
What Befell Boneyard Zeke (SmokeLong Quarterly)
Final Scathing Dissenting Opinions from Antonin Scalia (The Big Jewel)
The Future of Dating (McSweeney's Internet Tendency)
podcast of BBC Radio 4 interview with me about this piece here
I Don't Know, Stop Asking Me Math Questions (The Literarian)
You can also buy here the printed volume of the Winter 2014 Literarian that contains this story and also stories by Mary Morris, Gregory Spatz, and others.
Scragmauled (Hobart)
H.P.
Lovecraft Answers Your Relationship Questions (Bygone Bureau... this site has gone dark)
Kublai
Khan's Five Stages of Grief (Necessary Fiction)
The
Ugly (HOUSEFIRE)
Dog
Bites Queen (Spork)
The
Future of Books (McSweeney's Internet Tendency)
em
Português (O Globo)
Una traducción en español está disponible en Trama y Texturas
mysteriously featured among best predictions of 2011 by The World Future Society
Macondo
Personals (Night Train)
Lacanian
Jokes of the Day (McSweeney's Internet Tendency)
Nixon
and Cookie Monster (Yankee Pot Roast)
How
I, the Monster, Feel When Your Husband Wakes Up (Word Riot)
Return to Tannu Uriankhai (Eclectica)
How
To Read Arnulf Vogelsang (Pindeldyboz)
A
Medieval Bestiary of Vegetables (Monkey Bicycle)
Problems
Faced by Victorian Paparazzi (Eyeshot)
Mickey
Mouse Fights Bugs Bunny In Vegas, As Reported On By Norman
Mailer (The Big Jewel)
Raskolnikov
Meets Dr. Phil (Yankee Pot Roast)
“What
Was What, What Wasn't” (The Big Jewel)
Some
Haiku by Elmer Fudd (The Big Jewel)
Situation
Report From Oz (McSweeney's Internet Tendency)
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