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Some very short pieces of mine to read online:




Macondo Personals (Night Train)














Lacanian Jokes of the Day (McSweeney's Internet Tendency)





Nixon and Cookie Monster (Yankee Pot Roast)


How I, the Monster, Feel When Your Husband Wakes Up (Word Riot)


Return to Tannu Uriankhai (Eclectica)


How To Read Arnulf Vogelsang (Pindeldyboz)


A Medieval Bestiary of Vegetables (Monkey Bicycle)


Problems Faced by Victorian Paparazzi (Eyeshot)


Mickey Mouse Fights Bugs Bunny In Vegas, As Reported On By Norman Mailer (The Big Jewel)


Raskolnikov Meets Dr. Phil (Yankee Pot Roast)


“What Was What, What Wasn't” (The Big Jewel)


Some Haiku by Elmer Fudd (The Big Jewel)


Situation Report From Oz (McSweeney's Internet Tendency)




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"An evil man is one who hates evil excessively." -- Novalis
"If it is with outer seriousness, it must be with inner humor, if it is with outer humor, it must be with inner seriousness." -- Robert Frost